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Braiiins!

Witnesses of a freeway crash in Portland, Ore., were horrified by the injuries, and a squadron of emergency responders was dispatched. But the five people in the overturned car all had non-life-threatening injuries: the witnesses were just confused because the victims were going to a party — and all were dressed as zombies. “We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’,” a police spokesman said. (RC/KGW Portland) ...But darn it, they missed out on the party handburgers.
Original Publication Date: 11 July 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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