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Caddyshack — The Next Generation

Earr Stokes, 20, and his cousin, Tyrone Williams, took a car for a tire change in Fond du Lac, Wisc. For some reason, Stokes looked into the gas tank. “There was chocolate in there,” Williams said. “Chocolate and peanuts.” Stokes “started picking out the unwrapped Snickers bar with his hand and his hand got stuck,” Williams said. It was so stuck that even firefighters couldn’t get him free. The firefighters ultimately cut off the car’s gas filler pipe, Capt. Tony Knecht said, and turned him over to paramedics. (AC/Fond du Lac Reporter) ...When it takes the fire department to remove you, you know you’re too attached to your car.
Original Publication Date: 17 July 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.

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