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Caddyshack, the Next Generation

Police in Mason City, Iowa, were summoned to a neighborhood at 7:05 a.m. on a weekday for a report of a man pushing a lawnmower through several yards, damaging the grass. Officers traced the culprit to a nearby home; the unnamed man there explained that he was using his mower to try to chase down a gopher. Officers left him alone, but advised him to stay inside until he was sober. (RC/Mason City Globe Gazette) ...Meanwhile, sick of his shag carpeting, the man....
Original Publication Date: 07 July 2013
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.

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