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Freak of Nomenclature, Delivery Division

A UPS parcel loader was arrested in Daytona Beach, Fla., after allegedly stealing $53,000 worth of expensive sunglasses he was supposed to send out for delivery, selling them to friends because he “needed the money,” police said. His name: Brandon Loser, 21. (RC/Daytona Beach News-Journal) ...Add in UPS and their client, and there’s nothing but Losers all around.
Original Publication Date: 11 October 2009
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 16.

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