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Lonnie Hutton, 49, entered a Murfreesboro, Tenn., bar, dropped his trousers, and allegedly took ...um... liberties with the ATM. Witnesses say Hutton then walked around the bar pantsless, thrusting his hips into the air until he was escorted outside. “Once outside Mr. Hutton again exposed himself and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” Officer Michael Rickard said. Hutton was arrested and charged with public intoxication. (MS/Murfreesboro Daily News Journal) ...Well, now he’s screwed.
Original Publication Date: 08 June 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.

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