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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter II

A 21-year-old man in Waterville, Wash., called police to report that he had been attacked by his 17-year-old sister after an argument over their packaged macaroni and cheese dinner. The brother had asked her if she was using real butter when making the meal, and apparently she thought margarine was good enough. “They began to argue over the difference of real butter to margarine,” the responding officer noted in his report, and that escalated to the point where the girl allegedly attacked her brother with the serrated edge of a kitchen spatula. She was arrested and charged with assault. (RC/Wenatchee World) ...What about Kraft’s assault on their taste buds?
Original Publication Date: 27 June 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 16.

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