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Maybe He Was Weight Conscious

A robber hit a bank in South Bend, Ind., demanding the teller hand over her “$100s, $50s and $10s.” After she handed over the cash, the robber said “Here’s some of the tens back,” the teller reported to police; “you gave me too many tens.” The man then ran. (RC/South Bend Tribune) ...Maybe he’s hoping for a corresponding discount on his prison sentence.
Original Publication Date: 31 July 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.

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