Mee-Ow!
“Come outside, I know you are in there,” yelled Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, according to an Oklahoma City, Okla., police report. She was standing, holding a knife, by the fence between her home and that of Elmer Morrison, 72. He called the police. Brown told officers she was angry because “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.” Not everyone: “This is news to me,” Morrison said. Pressed by police, Brown conceded that Morrison did not know about her animal encounter. She still said she wanted him to die. She’s been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. Police said her remarks about her cat were “very random.” (AC/New York Daily News) ...Wait till you hear the cat’s remarks about her.Original Publication Date: 28 July 2013
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.
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