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Model Prisoner

After being pulled over for alleged drunk driving in Orland Park, Ill., Sheryl A. Urzedowski, 38, walked a straight line for police. Then, “she walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times,” the resulting police report notes — like a model. That was after police said no thanks to her offer to perform “a gymnastics maneuver.” When told she was under arrest, Urzedowski demanded that the officer read her “the Amanda rights,” the report says. (RC/Chicago Tribune) ...You have the right to be blonde. If you wish to be a blonde and cannot afford to be one, peroxide will be provided to you without charge. Do you understand your Amanda rights as I have explained them to you?
Original Publication Date: 03 October 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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