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Now He Sees Strippers Twice as Much

Michael Ireland may have been just a bit too close during a lap dance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach, Fla. Dancer “Suki” accidentally caught him in the eye — with her spiked high heel. He sued, saying he now has permanent double vision in that eye. “When this case was first filed, many people criticized it simply because it occurred at a strip club,” admitted Ireland’s attorney, Lake Lytal. But rather than take their chances in court, the club settled for $650,000. (RC/WTVJ Miami) ...Paid $1 at a time, stuffed into his underwear.
Original Publication Date: 14 November 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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