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Adam Lynch, 34, a citizen of Ireland living in Denver, Colo., was upset that his girlfriend had broken up with him because she “had had enough of his lies.” He got her to meet him at a Denver pub and, in attempt to win her back, confessed he was the “Ho-Hum Bandit” — so named because on bank surveillance cameras taken during the 24 robberies, the robber looks bored, even to the point of yawning. “He showed her the FBI website on his mobile phone and she saw his picture and that he was wanted for bank robbery,” said Jefferson County Sheriff investigator Tom Acierno. She stepped out and called police. Lynch was arrested at the pub, and in his first court appearance, pleaded not guilty. (RC/Denver Post) ...Liar!
Original Publication Date: 29 May 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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