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Out of the Frying Pan

Kevin Scott Funderbunk, 25, learned the hard way that helpless old ladies aren’t always so helpless. When he allegedly attacked a 71-year-old woman in her Hutchinson, Kan., home, holding her down and attempting to rape her, she defended herself by hitting him on the head with a frying pan. Funderbunk was knocked unconscious and spent several days in the hospital. “She was fighting for her life,” said detective Sergeant John Moore. “She beat him down.” When he appeared for his bond hearing, he was wearing a neck brace. When asked if he had anything to say about his bond, he answered, “No.” (MS/Hutchinson News) ...Obviously, jail was the safest place to be.
Original Publication Date: 16 January 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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