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Paging Alfred Hitchcock

“I literally thought it was the end,” says Jeanine Magaro, one of the “victims” of a “crazy bird” that is “terrorizing” residents around Chase St. in West Palm Beach, Fla. “I was like, ‘Aahhhh!’” (Aahhhh? “Aahhhh!” OK.) She runs from the bird, but “it stays with me,” she said. “I still see his shadow.” She drew a “composite sketch” of the bird so others can watch out for it. A reporter said the sketch was “apparently created by a 5-year-old” and notes the bird appears “pregnant with multiples.” (RC/WTVJ Miami) ...Which isn’t all that bad. The reporter could have accused the “victim” of having multiples — personalities.
Publication Date: 23 May 2010
This story is in True’s book collection, Volume 16.

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