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Polyester Prophecy

Joanne Nelson, 39, was sentenced to 3 years in prison after a 3-day vandalism spree in St. Joseph, Mo. She drove her teen son and his friend around so they could vandalize cars, paint vulgarities on a garage, and break out windows, causing thousands of dollars in damage. And when the cops showed up, they noted the message printed on her t-shirt: “It’s All Fun & Games Until the Cops Show Up”. (RC/St. Joseph News-Press) ...And now the real fun begins.
Original Publication Date: 06 December 2009
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 16.

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