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Probably Not What She Had in Mind

An Ocala, Fla., man’s girlfriend was about to be released from jail, and he wanted to get her a special gift: two bras — one red, the other a zebra print. The local Walmart, however, says he stuffed them into his pants and didn’t pay for them. “I messed up, but I ain’t sorry about it,” said Johnnie Brown, 25, after his arrest for retail petit theft. Why did he do it? “She has done so much for me,” he said. “I felt I had to support her.” (JW/WFTS Tampa) ...You have to wonder about a guy who says he’ll “support” his gal, but only means with underwires.
Original Publication Date: 27 March 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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