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Jeffrey D. Wilschke, 32, of Madison, Wisc., has been arrested — again, this time in Washington County, Iowa. In 2011, he was charged with carrying a loaded gun in Madison’s Peace Park, and then later arrested on probation violation and drug charges. This time, he is facing charges of felony possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia, and operation of a motor vehicle without registration. Wilschke was jailed under that name because that’s what his driver’s license says, even though in 2011 he legally changed his name — to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop. In an interview, he explained that his first name symbolizes “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe,” his middle name “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” and his surname “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.” (RC/Wisconsin State Journal) ...So surely you knew he’d make at least one more appearance here (and almost certainly on drug charges).