Story Archive

Ticket to Ride

Ashlee Lineberger, 31, of Englewood, Fla., sent in the fee to renew her driver’s license. But when her new license arrived in the mail, she noticed her street address had been replaced — with “EAT ASS” printed on the official document. Lineberger and her husband got the “runaround” from DMV officials on the phone, so they went to their local office — where they were told they could get a new license if they paid another fee. They took the document to the media, instead. Embarrassed state officials called to apologize, and to offer a new license for no charge. “Imagine if I got pulled over by a cop and had to show this ID?” Lineberger said. “I probably wouldn’t be getting out of that ticket.” (RC/WTVJ Miami) ...Are you kidding? The cop wouldn’t be able to stop laughing long enough to write it.
Author’s Note: For a photo of Lineberger’s license see
Original Publication Date: 23 May 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 16.

Search for: