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Udder Nonsense

“This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I’ve seen,” said Stafford County, Va., Sheriff’s Dept. spokesman Bill Kennedy. “Could’ve been a prank that went wrong.” According to reports, an 18-year-old man dressed in a cow suit, crawling on all fours, stole 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart store, but didn’t mention how he carried them all. Kennedy said store employees then saw the man “skipping down the sidewalk” in the cow suit as he left the area. Deputies found him nearby and gave him a summons to appear in court, but didn’t release his identity. Kennedy said that sadly, his department didn’t get any surveillance video of the theft, but it “would have been interesting to see.” (JW/Manassas News & Messenger) ...We can only hope Walmart is compiling a “best of” series.
Original Publication Date: 08 May 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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