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Uh Oh, Now You’re Forked

Howard Schultz, 69, of Pompano Beach, Fla., has been charged with impersonation of a law enforcement officer. Schultz was allegedly able to convince a motorist to pull over by telling him, “You need to pull over. I’m a police officer!” — while waving a 10-inch cooking fork. Broward Sheriff’s deputies arrived to find Schultz in the street, waving the fork around. The incident ended peacefully as Schultz surrendered his “weapon” and was handcuffed. (MS/WTVJ Miami) ...He was then interrogated with the classic “good chef, bad chef” routine.
Original Publication Date: 20 March 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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