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Unbalanced

Sheriff’s deputies pulled over Maureen Raymond, 49, of Port St. Lucie, Fla., on suspicion of drunk driving. Deputies asked her to perform various tasks to see if she was impaired. Raymond objected: the deputy, she said, “needed to understand that she is big chested” and it’s hard for her to keep her balance. When he insisted she keep her hands by her side during the test, she said “hell no,” the deputy reported, “not with her big boobies.” Then, the deputy noted in his report, Raymond began to dance, and at one point started to take off her clothes so he could see just how big her boobies are. He stopped her and took her to jail. (RC/Port St. Lucie News) ...Luckily for him, it’s tough to get your shirt off when you’re wearing handcuffs.
Original Publication Date: 19 February 2012
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.

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