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Where’s the Beef?

III: Three men broke into a restaurant in Bonita Springs, Fla., at 3:00 a.m. and stole 60 hamburgers, 3 lbs of bacon, and a handful of red peppers — but no money, the owner says. And he knows they’re men after seeing security camera footage: one was wearing only boxer shorts, and the other two weren’t even wearing that much. The local press has dubbed the trio the “Hamburglars”. Waitress Nancy Sansevieri has her own names for them: “Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest,” she says. Thanks to the burglars’ bare chests, the waitresses could see that the men look pretty buff, and “Everybody wants to work the night shift now,” said general manager Lou Bangert. (RC/Fort Myers News Press) ...They’ll be back: they forgot their buns.
Original Publication Date: 27 July 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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