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Worth the Ticket Just So She Could Tell the Story

Brittany E. Cantarella, 20, was cited by police in Northampton, Mass., after hitting a pedestrian in a crosswalk. The 50-year-old pedestrian was treated for minor injuries at a hospital and released. His legal name, according to his identification (which officers checked carefully): Lord Jesus Christ. (RC/Springfield Republican) ...The victim told police, “I should have just walked over the river, like I usually do.”
Original Publication Date: 09 May 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 16.

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