Story Archive

Yellow Supremacy

Clallam County, Wash., Sheriff’s deputies were called to deal with a man wearing a banana costume. Carlton Jeffery Kohnert, 21, was allegedly brandishing a shotgun, and a woman claims he opened his costume and showed her his ...uh... inner banana. “The banana costume has been seized and put into evidence,” said Sgt. Randy Pieper, though Kohnert “couldn’t really tell us why he was in the costume. All we know is he was drinking earlier.” During the gun incident, Kohnert was “yelling something or other about white supremacy,” Pieper said. Kohnert was charged with reckless endangerment, aiming or discharging a weapon, and indecent exposure. (RC/Port Angeles Peninsula Daily News) ...Have you ever noticed that those who yell loudest about white supremacy are the least competent to be unsupervised?
Original Publication Date: 12 September 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
Previous: PC Purgatory

Search for: