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Ben Duddles of Waukesha, Wisc., called police at 4:30 a.m. to say a strange woman was in his bed, and he didn’t know how she got there. Worse, he said, she is “snoring like a train and he wants her out,” according to police. When officers arrived, Duddles had changed his story, saying he did let her in, but he still wanted her to be removed. “She was woken up and found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea,” the responding officer reported. “He was advised this was not a police matter because he allowed her in.” (RC/WTMJ Milwaukee) ...A gentleman would have rolled her over — without awakening her.
Original Publication Date: 01 December 2013
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.

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