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Fighting Chickens

Police responded to a domestic assault reported at the Des Moines, Iowa, home of Marvin Hill II, 21. Hill explained that his wife woke him up with a McChicken sandwich in her hand. Hill, who doesn’t like McChickens, got upset and allegedly threw the sandwich at her. The woman also claimed Hill smashed the bun into her face. After she went to clean herself up, Hill began recording the incident on his cell phone, and the video shows the woman knocking the phone out of his hands. Officers noticed that her nose was swollen and believe Hill was trying to entice her into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive. He was arrested for domestic assault. (MS/Des Moines Register) ...Eve called. She wants her McRib back.
Original Publication Date: 14 December 2014
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