There are quite a few topics that maybe have been covered in True in the past, but unless there’s a major, interesting, and/or funny twist to them, I skip over them lately because they happen too often. I’ve rarely if ever announced that I’m no longer covering such stories; it’s just an internal (to my head) rule.
In fact, there are so many such items on my mental list that I couldn’t possibly rattle them all off if asked to — but I certainly know them when I see one in the news!
In the 5th episode of True’s Uncommon Sense Podcast, I started talking about them: they’re definitely entertaining stories, even if you have heard one (or 12) like it before. As I run across Yet Another Such Story, I’ll mention it in an episode. There’s currently a backlog, so there will probably be one every episode for awhile.
And this page will collect them into one place — over time. I’ll update it every month or three to bring it up to date as I talk about the individual topics in the podcast.
No Longer Weird: the List
- Episode 5: Burning your house down while trying to kill insects with fire or flammable chemicals.
- Episode 10: Someone trying to pass (or deposit at a bank) a “million-dollar bill” (which have never existed as legal currency).
- Episode 12: Carjacker can’t drive away the car he just stole because he can’t drive a manual transmission.
- Episode 13: Drunk driver caught because he fell asleep at a red light, and is still snoring when the cops arrive.
- Episode 14: Burglars falling through the ceiling, or trying to break in via the chimney or stove vent. Especially in the run-up to the winter holidays!
- More — many more! — to come.
What About Zero Tolerance?
Why aren’t they “no longer weird”? In some ways they are, but in other ways they’re not. As discussed in Podcast 10: “I do in fact pass on a lot of ZT stories as ‘no longer weird.’ I probably let about ten times as many just go by as I use as stories in This is True. But now and then, there’s some bizarre new twist that catches my attention, and will demonstrate to readers that yes, the outrageously weird phenomenon of zero tolerance is still alive and well not just in schools, not just in American schools, but guess what: kids grow up and zero tolerance is spreading out into the real world in the U.S. and other places. So that’s not ‘no longer weird,’ but extremely weird indeed.”
It’s probably much worse than that: I likely pass on 99 percent of the ZT stories I see in the news. In other words, I probably could find and write up a zero tolerance story just about every week — but don’t. These days, I only include them in the mix when I find they’re illustrative of a point.