There are quite a few topics that maybe have been covered in True in the past, but unless there’s a major, interesting, and/or funny twist to them, I skip over them lately because they happen too often. I’ve rarely if ever announced that I’m no longer covering such stories; it’s just an internal (to my head) rule.
In fact, there are so many such items on my mental list that I couldn’t possibly rattle them all off if asked to — but I certainly know them when I see one in the news!
In the 5th episode of True’s Uncommon Sense Podcast, I started talking about them: they’re definitely entertaining stories, even if you have heard one (or 12) like it before. As I run across Yet Another Such Story, I’ll mention it in an episode. There’s currently a backlog, so there will probably be one every episode for awhile.
And this page will collect them into one place — over time. I’ll update it every few weeks to bring it up to date as I talk about the individual topics in the podcast.
No Longer Weird: the List
- Episode 5: Burning your house down while trying to kill insects or rodents with fire or flammable chemicals.
- Episode 10: Someone trying to pass (or deposit at a bank) a “million-dollar bill” (which have never existed as legal currency).
- Episode 12: Carjacker can’t drive away the car he just stole because he can’t drive a manual transmission.
- Episode 13: Drunk driver caught because he fell asleep at a red light, and is still snoring when the cops arrive.
- Episode 14: Burglars falling through the ceiling, or trying to break in via the chimney or stove vent. Especially in the run-up to the winter holidays!
- Episode 15: Faking your own kidnaping to either get away from your wife for a bit, or to get money for drugs.
- Episode 16: Gasoline station robbers who flee and are quickly caught …because they ran out of gas.
- Episode 17: Government aid hotline (or Dial-a-Prayer number) is printed wrong, and callers instead reach phone sex hot-hot-hotline.
- Episode 18: People who had their illegal drugs stolen, so they call the police to report the theft.
- Episode 19: Drug dealers setting up a meeting with a customer, getting the phone number wrong, and accidentally texting a cop instead of the customer.
- Episode 20: People making movies or videos with toy guns, and of course the police show up thinking there’s a real robbery in progress.
- Episode 21: Police dispatchers being fooled by threatening sounds during a 911 call which actually turn out to be …someone playing a video game.
- Episode 22: Finding someone else when looking into a family member’s casket.
- Episode 23: Firefighters who set fires so they have something to do, or sometimes to give other firefighters some excitement
- Episode 26: After a drunk driver is arrested, then released by police, they call someone to come pick them up — but that person is also arrested because they drove drunk to the police station.
- Episode 29: An obliviot hires a hitman …who turns out to be an undercover cop.
- Episode 29: Criminal jumps into a taxi …but it’s actually a police car.
- Episode 31: People who accidentally shoot themselves while demonstrating the supposedly safe handling of firearms.
- Episode 33: Drunk drivers ordered by the judge to go to some sort of class, but they’re turned away because they arrived drunk.
- Episode 34: Car thieves having to go to court, so they drive themselves there in a stolen car.
- Episode 36: Arrestees who jump over into the driver’s seat and steal the police car they’re in.
- Episode 38: People “hiding” their guns in an oven thinking it’s a safe place …until someone turns on the oven.
- More — many more! — to come.
What About Zero Tolerance?
Why aren’t ZT stories “no longer weird”? In some ways they are, but in other ways they’re not. As discussed in Podcast 10: “I do in fact pass on a lot of ZT stories as ‘no longer weird.’ I probably let about ten times as many just go by as I use as stories in This is True. But now and then, there’s some bizarre new twist that catches my attention, and will demonstrate to readers that yes, the outrageously weird phenomenon of zero tolerance is still alive and well not just in schools, not just in American schools, but guess what: kids grow up and zero tolerance is spreading out into the real world in the U.S. and other places. So that’s not ‘no longer weird,’ but extremely weird indeed.”
It’s probably much worse than that: I likely pass on 99 percent of the ZT stories I see in the news. In other words, I probably could find and write up a zero tolerance story just about every week — but don’t. These days, I only include them in the mix when I find they’re illustrative of a point.