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15 April 2018: Discounts, Like National Geographic?Copyright ©2018 https://thisistrue.com

Busted: Police in Melbourne, Fla., ran “Operation BUSted” — a campaign to target drivers illegally passing stopped school buses loading or unloading children. Officers pulled over 129 drivers, and gave out 115 citations and 14 warnings. “Our big push is to get everybody to start paying attention,” said police spokeswoman Cheryl Trainer. “I want to thank Melbourne PD for getting out and supporting bus safety week,” said Brevard Public Schools Superintendent Desmond Blackburn, who wasalso appointed by the governor to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Commission. Blackburn was also one of the 129 drivers pulled over by police for illegally passing a stopped school bus loading or unloading children; he was driving his district-issued black SUV. And he was one of the 14 who got a warning instead of a citation. (RC/Florida Today) ...Since bad publicity is enough to get him to pay attention.

Oil and Water Don’t Mix: BP (formerly British Petroleum) applied to drill for oil in the pristine natural zone known as the Great Australian Bight. The government authority had a number of environmental concerns, including the impact of an oil spill on the fragile marine ecosystem. In their response, BP said that would be OK. “Since there are no unresolved stakeholder concerns,” the company said, “BP interprets this event to be socially acceptable.” Not only that, BP said, but “in mostinstances, the increased activity associated with cleanup operations will be a welcome boost to local economies.” BP eventually dropped the plans to drill there, although other companies still retain titles in the bight. “Given the project did not proceed,” a BP spokeswoman said, “work on the draft environment plan ceased, so the correspondence in question doesn’t represent the final views of BP or the regulator.” (MS/Western Australia Today) ...Would dumping the oil in the CEO’s back yard be“socially acceptable”?

Burned: The Allegheny County, Pa., Health Department issued a “consumer alert” for The Pittsburgh Popcorn Co. after finding mouse droppings “in the thousands” in a storage room, inside a popping machine, and inside bagged popcorn, it announced on its web site. Not so fast, the company said. “During the normal day course, black burnt popcorn hulls and kernels scatter throughout the store, which were misidentified and mislabeled by the department,” a spokesman said. “At no time werethere mouse droppings on our poppers [or in] popcorn containers,” the spokesman said. “No mice ever came into contact with our food.” The Health Department declined to comment, but quickly reinspected the company — and rescinded the “alert.” (RC/Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) ...“Alert” doesn’t describe the inspector, either.

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Help! Police! An old German motto says the police are “your friend and helper.” Perhaps that’s why a man in Ludwigshafen, Germany, turned to the cops for help — with getting rid of his girlfriend. The 34-year-old man said he could no longer understand her, and “did not know how” to break up with her. So a policewoman helped — a bit. “We are willing to advise, but we can not close the deal,” the police explained in a statement. (AC/Deutsche Welle, Newsweek) ...Turns out, “just go tothe fuzz, Cuz” is not one of the 50 ways.

The fake storyFake News: “File this one under the ‘Are you kidding me?’ category,” said Oakland, Maine, police department Sgt. Tracey Frost. The officer was in his marked policecruiser when he made eye contact with a high school student behind the wheel of a “souped up” pickup truck. As the boy was looking at the officer, he “burned out” — spun his wheels. Frost pulled the boy over and asked him, “Really? Have you lost your mind?!” The boy pulled up an article on his smartphone to show Frost an article that said the Maine Supreme Court had ruled that burning rubber is “now protected free speech,” and he was just exercising his rights. The officer pointed out thearticle was on “New Maine News” — a satirical website — and there was no such court ruling. Frost “chewed him out a little bit, because that’s what a good police officer does,” but “I figured the amount of kids who are going to pick on him at the high school about it was either equal or worse to giving him a summons,” and let him go. (RC/Boston Globe) ...And that’s how we know Oakland schools don’t teach critical thinking.

The Full Edition Had More Than Double the stories this week, including: Head of drug rehab facility crashes car ...while high on cocaine. Woman arrested for assaulting man ...by hitting him with her breasts. Florida high-schooler complains about being bullied, so she is punished for dress code violations that aren’t actually mentioned in the dress code. Kid skips school to go to Opening Day baseball game ...and runs in to the principal who was doing the same thing. New York Cityresidents call 911 to report a loose tiger ...which turns out to be a raccoon. City’s “traffic calming” sign to slow down speeders near school backfires: cars (and even school buses) were swerving around the sign into oncoming traffic and creating a greater hazard. You can get more stories every week and help support True with a subscription upgrade: they start at just $9. Full details here.


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There’s a reason that Rupert Murdoch bought the controlling interest in National Geographic magazine in 2015. His 21st Century Fox is the fourth-largest media conglomerate in the United States (after Disney, Comcast, and Time Warner — yeah, Comcast and Time Warner aren’t “just” cable companies!) As with most big publications, NatGeo’s ad rates are dependent on the kinds of people reading the publication (and they have detailed statistical information on “who” reads them, aka“demographics”), and — of course — how many people are reading. That multiplies out to quite a bit of money, so they offer cheap subscription rates to get more people reading so they can “sell the audience” (you!) to the advertisers.

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Ten Years Ago in True: Indiana proposes a new law to set up a Brave New World.

Today on Randy’s Random: Sometimes it pays to notice The Little Things in Life.

No Honorary Unsubscribe this week: I didn’t find anyone who meets the criteria.

  • But a Sad So Long to magician/actor Harry Anderson, best known as Judge Harry Stone on Night Court (1984-1992), dead today (April 16) at his home from so-far-unknown causes at 65.
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