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21 November 2021: Being ThereCopyright ©2021 https://thisistrue.com

SCORE! ...a trip to jail.Quick Buck: The California Highway Patrol released screencaps from a video taken after an incident on the I-5freeway in Carlsbad. An armored car’s back door swung open and thousands of pieces of currency flew out the door into the lanes. Cars screeched to a halt in all lanes as drivers jumped out to scoop up cash. The CHP said such drivers had 48 hours to return the money: “If you found money on the freeway, it is not your money,” said Sgt. Chris Martin. “It belongs to the [Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.] and this armored truck and the bank. It needs to be returned.” They’re working with the FBI, andhave already made at least two arrests. The video was taken by the armored car driver, who couldn’t compete with the hordes of drivers picking up the bills, so he started making a video instead. The photos clearly show the currency is mostly $1 bills. (RC/KSWB San Diego) ...We have learned well over the past couple of years that far too many put a very low price on human life.

Out of Network: Audrey Gordon has been sent a bill for C$14,431.85 (US$11,410) for a knee-replacement operation. But it wasn’t her knee; it was Max Johnson’s. And Johnson, of Winnipeg, sent Gordon the bill because she is Manitoba’s health minister and, after about nine months waiting for the government health system in the Canadian province to operate on his knee, Johnson had gone to Lithuania for the procedure. While “reimbursement would, of course, be extremely welcome,” Johnsonsaid, his main reason for writing to Gordon was to promote the idea that when people travel for medical treatment, the province should cover the costs, up “to the amount that it would have cost in Manitoba.” And by going overseas, Johnson got his surgery for about two thirds of what it would have cost in Manitoba. (AC/CBC) ...Which was an especially good deal for the government because he paid it instead of them.

Dum Bums.Dum Dum: An unnamed 45-year-old man in České Budějovice, Czech Republic, apparently tired of moles digging in his garden, decided to get back at them by packing their tunnelwith an unspecified number of “F4-type Dum Bum” explosives, covered that with concrete blocks to keep the shockwave in, and then stood on top of the concrete after lighting them. The resulting explosion left a 1m crater in the ground, and chunks of concrete were thrown as far as 20m away. As for the man, police say there was blood “splattered around the detonation site,” and he was taken to the hospital with two broken legs. “New Year’s Eve celebrations are approaching, so let’s besensible,” suggested police spokesman Jiří Matzner: “Only buy fireworks in shops and strictly follow their handling instructions.” (RC/London Telegraph) ...Or be roughly hoisted by your own petards.

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The truck being lifted off the crash.Not the Way You Want to Get Smashed: “There’s no way, no way somebody survived that,” MikeDewitt thought after a crash he witnessed on the Skagit River Bridge in Mount Vernon, Wash. A semi truck had rear-ended a Nissan Altima, which impact folded the car in half; the truck then landed on top of it, flattening the vehicle. A responding state trooper was checking the scene when he heard someone calling for help from inside. A tow truck lifted the front end of the semi and the 46-year-old woman crawled out of what was left of the passenger side window. “She was able to pull herself outwith her own power,” Trooper Rocky Oliphant said. “Which is incredible.” The woman sustained only minor injuries. The tractor-trailer driver was cited for following too closely, and issued a $189 ticket. (MS/KOMO Seattle) ...Neither of them will be eating pancakes for a while.

Them’s the Brakes: A former mayor and buddy screw up Remembrance Day. Man starts shooting because his pizza was late. Man comes back to the scene of his attempted robbery to complain (and then starts shooting). Another week, another case of a high school coach stripping down students for ...what?! Multi-national task force takes down a big online thief. Another NFL player fakes his vaccine card, which may subject him to prison. Woman worried cash could spread covid ...but it won’t nowthat she set it on fire. And it takes 30 minutes for police to escort a screaming obliviotic “Karen” out of a theater before the show could go on. You miss a lot of stories by not getting the full edition: Premium upgrades start at just $10 — See your options here to get them all.

Father Figurehead: John Schnatter, who founded the Papa John’s Pizza chain in 1984, is mighty upset that the company has announced a name change. Schnatter stepped down from the company in 2018 after spouting the “N word” and other insensitive racial remarks — on a conference call set up to train him to avoid making public remarks that could cause controversy and damage the company’s reputation. After that he sold millions of shares of company stock, and only owns about 17 percent ofthe firm. “Try as they may, they can’t have Papa John’s without Papa John,” he complained, but the company was not dissuaded from the name change. What are they changing it to? Papa Johns — removing the apostrophe. (RC/KTVI St. Louis) ...Theyre messing with him, and hes so predictable theyd bet he couldnt resist whining.


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Matthew in the Czech Republic suggested the Czech explosives story. “Strangely,” he commented, it occurred there, “not in Florida, although it did happen in the original home of Budweiser.” (As in “hold mine and watch this!”)

Thanks to the source story specifying exactly what they were, I found the things on a Czech web site with this description (in English): “It’s definitely a deserved reputation for the Dumdum 30 flashing petard from the Czech company Klásek Trading to be proudly included among the most powerful petards in the Czech Republic. Its explosion is really powerful! Three to six seconds after igniting there is a very powerful explosion, which can’t be overshadowed and is accompanied by a lightand smoke effect.” The “30” designation apparently warns of the 30g of “pyro compound” per ...uh... petard. (A petard is a “small bell-shaped bomb used to breach a gate or wall,” says my favorite dictionary, American Heritage.)

The web site notes that each 30g explosive, which it specifies measures 30x123 mm (1.3x4.8 inches), presumably not counting the fuse, produces a very loud 120 db(a) report — from 50m away! — which is presumably why it notes that its “safe distance is considered to be at least 50 metres.” It also says “F-4” designates them as a “professional” level device which “can only be purchased and launched by firework initiator card holders.” And, obviously, obliviots — this isn’t something thatcould simply “take your hand off.” It’d likely kill if it went off in someone’s hand.

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  • And So Long to jazz pianist and songwriter Dave Frishberg, who lamented a little that he was best known for writing the song I’m Just a Bill for the ABC children’s edutainment show Schoolhouse Rock! in 1975 (and was so memorable it was spoofed on Saturday Night Live in 2014). He died November 17, at 88.
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