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8 September 2019: 5 Stories + a Buffety PodcastCopyright ©2019 https://thisistrue.com

“Does Anyone Know How to Fly a Plane?” An EasyJet flight from Manchester, England, to Alicante, Spain, was delayed: the pilot didn’t show up for the flight. Passenger Michael Bradley, heading out for holiday with his wife and young son, stepped forward: he had his pilot’s license on him, and he’d be happy to fly the jet to Spain. It took “thirty-eight seconds” to get a reply from the airline, Bradley says: yes! It wasn’t a crazy idea: Bradley is a pilot for the airline, and he isqualified to fly the plane being used. Fellow passengers gave him an eager thumbs up after he asked if it was OK for him to fly while in civilian clothes. EasyJet was happy to take credit, saying the event “shows the commitment and dedication of our crew.” (RC/Manchester Evening News) ...Or the opposite, when we consider the pilot who didn’t show up.

A Phishy Situation: The band Phish continued with their three-day Labor Day weekend concert at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colo. While most of the up to 23,000 fans per night wouldn’t be affected, 2,000–3,000 of them weren’t allowed to camp out because of plague-infested prairie dogs in their camping area. An outbreak of the pneumonic plague was identified as killing several area prairie dogs, and the city banned any people on any dirt locations, including the dirtparking lot and camping areas. The venue set up free off-site parking and shuttles, but didn’t provide alternatives for fans traveling in and planning to camp. Shakedown Street — an area where Phish fans sell souvenirs and food — wasn’t allowed either, since the planned site was on a dirt road. “They should be safe walking in and out of the venue,” said Tri-County Health Department environmental health manager Monte Deatrich. “They should stay out of the areas that are posted. As long as theystay on asphalt and go to the concert, they should have a good time and be safe.” (MS/Denver Post) ...Luckily, fans always do what they should.

Malfeasance, Demonstrated: The Richland County (S.C.) Sheriff’s Department ran a sting operation to arrest men trying to arrange sex with minors online. They finished the operation with enough evidence to get arrest warrants for 28 men, including five who actually showed up at a house to do the deed — or so they thought. One of the five arrived in uniform, on duty, in his patrol car: Richland County Sheriff’s Deputy Derek Vandenham, 34, was expecting to meet an underage girl,investigators say. Once he was charged, Sheriff Leon Lott not only fired the deputy, he notified the state’s police licensing agency so he can’t work as a police officer in the state again. Before the meetings were arranged, Lott was alerted that one of the suspects was one of his own deputies; he gave the go-ahead for the sting to continue, and moved the meeting location from a place that the department had used previously so Vandenham wouldn’t be tipped off. (RC/Columbia State)...Integrity, demonstrated.

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The greedy groomsmanCatching the Bouquet: Morgan Mackley had just gotten married and was posing for pictures near the Laketown Township, Mich., venue with her husband whenan uninvited guest took an interest. The guest observed them, then approached and stole one of Mackley’s roses. The guest, a deer, “got a little sassy” when Mackley tried to keep the rest of her bouquet for herself, so the bride surrendered it. After all, it didn’t mean giving up the bouquet toss: there were at least 11 others available — her bridesmaids’. (AC/Grand Rapids Press) ...Don’t ask what got the garter.

Priest Bans Harry Potter from parochial school because of the books’ “actual curses and spells” ...and parents want him out. Couple’s big lottery win won’t keep them out of prison after they.... Man’s reason for beating his two sons is a real head-shaker. Woman steals stroller from baby shop and runs ...without her toddler. Someone calls police over kids’ lemonade stand, but the cops’ response is unexpected. U.S. Air Force accidently fires missile in Arizona. Man sues Popeye’s over itsnew chicken sandwich because.... Woman’s &ldsquo;excuse” for running a stop sign and hitting a police car is obliviocy at its finest. That’s eight more stories — plus the results of the latest Reader Tagline CHallenge. And you missed it. There is one way to read them all: ask for your upgrade to start with the 8 September issue. See your upgrade options here.

Give Me an A! A lot of schools have stopped giving students “F” grades, but the Katy, Texas, Independent School District has outdone them: they’ve eliminated “D” grades from their system too. It used to be that “C” meant average; now it’s the lowest grade any student can get. Well, a C-minus is, but that will also be dropped in three years. “I think the students do put a lot of pressure on themselves and I think they sometimes engage in some unhealthy competition in trying to earn thatcertain GPA,” says Deputy Superintendent Leslie Haack. “Whereas, we would rather them approach their high school career with balance in mind.” (RC/KTRK Houston) ...In Katy, all the children are above average.


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This Week’s Contributors: MS-Mike Straw, AC-Alexander Cohen, RC-Randy Cassingham.


Behind the Headline this week: salmonella, particularly in owners who cuddle or kiss (usually baby) fowl.

The headline is out of Florida, but the problem certainly isn’t isolated to the state: the story says there have been 16 cases in Florida, but 1,003 nationwide in 49 states ...so far this year. Two thirds involve chicks or ducklings, and a quarter of the stricken are children. Really? Adults are kissing chicks and ducklings?!

This Week’s Uncommon Sense Podcast: Warren Buffett says the biggest impact on his massive success was one particular class he took. But it wasn’t part of his college or graduate school education. I’ll tell you what it is, for free. It’s just 10 minutes, and can be streamed from the page (where there’s also a transcript): The $100 Education.

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This Week’s Honorary Unsubscribe goes to Lee Salem. An editor, Salem was instrumental in getting many popular comic strips and other features going, including Gary Larson’s The Far Side, Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury, Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes, even Chuck Shepherd’s News of the Weird. His story in 2 minutes: Lee Salem (OK to share link).

  • And So Long to actress Carol Lynley, best known as the lounge singer in The Poseidon Adventure (1972), but she also appeared in many other films and TV shows. She died from a heart attack on September 3, at 77.
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