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|12 August 2018: Truth Matters||Copyright ©2018 https://thisistrue.com|
My Biploma: Alec Williams, looking at his recently earned diploma from Colorado Mesa University in GrandJunction, noticed something odd in the corner: it was signed by Doug Quimby, Chair of the “Coard of Trustees” — not the Board. CMU president Tim Foster took full responsibility, agreeing “This mistake is all ours” since they design the diplomas in-house. He pledged to replace all the diplomas issued since the former Mesa State College became a university in 2011 — 9,188 sheepskins, at about $5 each. The typo was hard to catch thanks to the Old English font face used, but the Cs in Chair andCoard are clearly identical. Williams, who is now working as a journalist in Utah, said he had a “moment of laughing at it,” but “the more I thought about it the more frustrated I got, because I’m sitting on $30,000 worth of debt and they can’t take the time to use spellcheck.” (RC/Grand Junction Daily Sentinel) ...Next Foster will address multiple students’ unexpected “C” grade average....
Diploma Duplicitousness: Melissa Howard is running in the Republican primary for a seat in Florida’s House of Representatives for theSarasota area, pledging to “do my best to support our President and his policies to ‘Make America Great Again’.” A conservative political news web site questioned Howard’s claimed education: she says she’s a graduate of Miami University in Ohio, but FLA News Online couldn’t find record of her graduating and called her out. Howard called the accusation a “lie,” and her spokesman slammed it as “fake news.” Howard later issued a photo of herself and her mother holding her framed diploma. The website apologized, but took it back after a university spokesman pointed out multiple problems with the pictured diploma. It shows a bachelor of science degree in marketing; the school has never offered such a degree. It’s also signed by someone other than the dean of the business school, and is dated 1996; on her campaign bio, Howard said she graduated in 1994. Some prominent Florida Republicans are demanding Howard drop out of the race, but the Republican Party of Sarasota refuses to condemn heractions, adding they would support whatever nominee won the primary. (RC/WPLG Miami, Sarasota Herald-Tribune) ...Make Truth Matter Again.
The Terrible 72s: A 72-year-old wanted some free cheese, and got in line for a sample at the Greenville, S.C., Costco, waited his turn, and got his cheese — except for the waiting his turn part. He cut the line, police said. It became a police matter after a 70-year-old, angry about having been cut past, saw the 72-year-old approach the next line, for free cheeseburgers. The younger man, police said, invited the elder to “get in front of him because he knew he would just cut the lineanyway.” The elder replied: “I will do it again!” Then he insulted the younger man — and hit him. “It sounded very loud, and ... the man’s hat flew off his head,” a witness said. The 72-year-old claimed the 70-year-old had been making a fist. Neither was arrested; police, citing inconsistent accounts, said they were still investigating. (AC/Columbia State) ...This line for cheese. That line for cheeseburgers and knuckle sandwiches.
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Choose Your Weapon: According to surveillance video, a man who had difficulty maintaining his balance approached a Whataburger store in Austin, Texas. The man loitered inside for a while, then grabbed a pair of metal tongs, went up to an employee who had opened the register, and started jabbing her with the tongs while demanding money. The man was confronted by another employee who ordered him to leave the restaurant. Police reviewed the video and arrested David Garcia-Gonzalez, 44, oncharges of robbery by threat, a second-degree felony. (MS/KEYE Austin) ...Whatabungler!
California’s Lawmakers Don’t Have to wait in line at the DMV: they have their own secret (until now!) DMV office. Man tries to intimidate other man with a sword — but the second man has a rifle and.... Woman has to have her leg amputated, so she donates it to a very cool cause. A head-smacking British nanny-state story. Police blow up a suspicious box ...full of university scientific equipment. Mystery novelist got inspiration for murder mysteries ...from the murders hecommitted. Woman thinks police should let her go because she’s white. Man calls for help because he’s being chased ...by an adorable baby squirrel (and we have the photo). You can still read these stories: just ask for your upgrade to start with the 12 August issue, and help True survive! Upgrades start at just $9.
Stop Me If You’ve Herd This One: The Sanford (Fla.) Police Department was chasing a stolen vehicle when it crashed by acow pasture. Of the three passengers, police say, Erin Thomas, 38, stayed with the vehicle, but driver Jamie Michael Young and Jennifer Anne Kaufman, both 46, ran into the field. Young was quickly chased down with the help of a police dog, but Kaufman got away into the darkness — at least briefly. As she ran through the field, the crew of a Seminole County Sheriff’s Office helicopter watched via an infrared camera as she was chased, but not by officers. “Actually, a large group of cows isfollowing her for a good visual,” the chopper crew told officers on the ground by radio. “It looks like they may attack her.” They didn’t, but shortly after they advised, “She’s pretty far into the field now. If you see the large group of cows, they’re literally following her and chasing her.” Kaufman finally got to a fence where she could get away from the cows — but the bovines had herded her right into the arms of the officers. She was jailed, charged with petit theft, possession of cocaineand drug paraphernalia, trespassing, resisting arrest, and violation of probation. (RC/Tampa Bay Times) ...When told what chased her down in the dark, all she could say is “Bull!”
All Washed Up
Teen Blasts Armed Robber in Face with Power Washer, Thief Makes Clean Getaway
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This Week’s Contributors: MS-Mike Straw, AC-Alexander Cohen, RC-Randy Cassingham.
Cowabunga! The video from the sheriff’s helicopter showing the cows chasing the fleeing woman is on the department’s Facebook page. You don’t need a Facebook account to watch it: if it pops up asking you to log in (or create an account), just click “Not Now” and you’re set.
Also, Since These Stories Were Written, Florida’s Melissa Howard came out fighting. “It was not my intent to deceive or mislead anyone,” she claimed, but “I made a mistake in saying that I completed my degree. What I did was wrong and set a bad example for someone seeking public service.” Despite that, she vowed “I am staying in the race and intend to win and lead by example from now on.”
But Republican leaders — and the news media — weren’t having any of it. See my blog for a significant update on the story: Make Truth Matter Again.
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