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Police in Fort Pierce, Fla., were called to a Burger King hamburger restaurant just before midnight on a report of a man exposing himself. When officers arrived, they reported seeing James Williams, 25, with his pants down to his knees and holding ...well... not a Burger King hamburger, but rather “his nether region.” Williams was arrested on a charge of indecent exposure. (RC/Port St. Lucie News) ...In other words, what he was holding was anything but a Whopper.
Original Publication Date: 03 August 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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