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How Nerds Survive Prison

Authorities at Marion (Ohio) Correctional Institution were alerted that a computer on their network “exceeded a daily Internet usage threshold.” They tracked down the computer in question — hidden in the ceiling above a training room closet. According to investigators, lax supervision at the prison enabled inmates to build two working computers from parts, sneak them through security, and run cables to connect them to the prison’s network. The Ohio Inspector General says five inmates were involved, and one had used the computers to steal the identity of another inmate. All five have been moved to other prisons. “They were able to travel through the institution more than 1,100 feet without being checked by security through several checkpoints,” Ohio Inspector General Randall J. Meyer said. “It’s almost as if it’s an episode of ‘Hogan’s Heroes’.” (MS/WSYX Columbus) ...“I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know NOTHING!!!” —Sgt. of the Guards.