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If I’m Wrong, I’ll Eat My Words

Kenneth Desormes, 40, of Greenwich, Conn., was pulled over in Westchester County, N.Y., and arrested on a drunk driving charge. At the state police barracks, he was given a breathalyzer test. As the machine was printing out the results, troopers say, Desormes grabbed the printout — and tried to eat it to destroy the evidence. The machine indicated his blood alcohol level was 0.13 percent. In addition to the DWI charge, Desormes was also charged with obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering. (RC/Syracuse Post-Standard) ...Let’s see him try to eat his indictment.
Original Publication Date: 23 November 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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