If There Are Any, They’re Certainly in Florida
A homeowner in Deltona, Fla., woke up at 3:00 a.m. to the sound of someone looking through drawers. He investigated and found a man in his living room. When the burglar spotted the homeowner, he ran — but came back, explaining that “zombies [were] trying to get him and he felt uncomfortable outside.” By then the homeowner’s son had joined him, and the two held the burglar for police, who allege that Patrick Ray, 31, had stolen several items from the house: a pink selfie stick, a Bluetooth speaker, a wallet, a jacket, and car keys. Ray was charged with burglary. (RC/WKMG Orlando) ...I don’t know if it was zombies, but someone already destroyed his braiiiins.Original Publication Date: 14 May 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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