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Oh, Dude!

Connor Jurena, 18, of Caledonia, Wisc., allegedly admitted to police that he was “black out drunk,” and broke into a neighbor’s car, intent on stealing something he saw inside: a fidget spinner. He woke up later with the spinner, American Eagle body spray, flip flops, a pair of shoes, a vape device, and two bottles of booze. Jurena doesn’t remember much else, he told police, except that he also found a prescription bottle in the car, “thought to himself ‘Oh dude, pills!’ and took them.” (RC/Racine Journal Times) ...Which is exactly why science needs to develop a true smart pill: some obliviots will eventually accidentally take some.