On a Roll
According to arrest records, Brad Beard, 24, and Samantha Canipe, 21, got into a late-night fight in their apartment in Gastonia, N.C. The couple allegedly started throwing pizza rolls at each other. The report doesn’t detail how the fight started, how many rolls were thrown, or what brand of rolls were used — a detail local articles make a point about. Canipe was charged with simple assault and faces up to 30 days in jail. Beard was charged with assault on a female and faces up to 60 days in jail. (MS/WJZY Charlotte, Gaston Gazette) ...Let’s hope the pizza rolls weren’t as stale and outdated as that law.Original Publication Date: 10 July 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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