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Peoria Only Has One E

A city employee notified Peoria, Ariz., police that a man was urinating on a wall just outside the police station. But when detectives responded, the only sign of the incident was a large puddle. They were able to locate the alleged pee-er inside the station. Joseph Wasylk, 55, was there to pick up his vehicle that had been impounded after he’d been arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. Officers said Waslyk still had a strong odor of alcohol and, after arresting him for indecent exposure, asked if he thought it was a good idea to pick up his vehicle while intoxicated. Waslyk allegedly replied, “I am not incosicated.” (MS/KSAZ Phoenix) ...But he is incarxerated.
Original Publication Date: 21 August 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.

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