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What a Pain in the Butt

Bryan Lora, 25, of New City, N.Y., was arrested on drug charges after an undercover operation, and housed in the Rockland County Jail. Weeks later, it seems jailers had reason to search him and his cell. Sure enough, they say they found 50 pills, and Lora admitted he had been selling pills to other inmates. Lora was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell, misdemeanor possession of a controlled substance, and misdemeanor promoting prison contraband. The question then became, how did he smuggle the drugs in? In his rectum, and it was from there that he sold them. (RC/White Plains Journal News) ...Drug use: it’s just so glamorous!
Original Publication Date: 29 March 2015
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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