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WTF?

According to a police report, Danielle Wolf’s kids squeezed the bread as they went down the bread aisle of a North Augusta, S.C., supermarket. A police report? Another woman told Wolf she’d dropped the F bomb while telling her kids not to squeeze the bread — and the woman told the North Augusta Department of Public Safety, which arrested Wolf. Wolf says it was only her husband she told to stop crushing the bread under frozen pizzas, but that may not be relevant. It seems in North Augusta, it’s disorderly conduct to “utter, while in a state of anger, in the presence of another, any bawdy, lewd or obscene words or epithets.” (AC/WJBF Augusta) ...The country is crawling with bomb squads, but how often do you see an F bomb squad?