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Bounced

An allegedly drunk woman who was denied entry into a “clothing-optional” bar in Key West, Fla., called police because, she says, the bouncer slapped her on the buttocks. When officer Antonio Avrelio Ane arrived, he noted in his report, Meieli Sawyer, 20, insisted on showing him the evidence. “Without prompting she lifted her dress, pulled her underwear down to her knees and bent over at the waist,” he says. “I told [her] to pull her underwear up however she ignored me and left her underwear around her knees.” Officer Ane declined to make any arrests, but gave Sawyer his business card. (RC/Florida Keys Keynoter) ...The special one that doesn’t include his phone number.