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A family in Seattle, Wash., called 911 when a drunk woman wandered into their yard. It wasn’t so much the trespass that startled the residents, but that she was “quite purposefully” exposing herself to them. But the final straw was when she “hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs,” police said. Officers arrived quickly and arrested the unnamed 33-year-old woman for indecent exposure. (RC/KOMO Seattle) ...Young horny woman with hiked-up dress: police arrive quickly. A horny 56-year-old man: police have him drive over to them.
Original Publication Date: 07 September 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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