Just Visit the Site Less
“Adult” web site Pornhub has introduced a new product to save men from their “worst nightmare,” a visible public erection. Enter the Pornhub-branded “Bonerless Bathing Suit” with a built-in liner to help hide any unsightly bulges. How does it do that? It is designed to “hold down” pop-ups without “strangling” them, the company says. The price? Just $69.69. (RC/Sydney Telegraph) ...And if you thought a public boner is a turn off for hot girls, just wait until they see your “PornHub” brand shorts.Original Publication Date: 26 May 2019
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 25.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 25.
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