Most Guys Just Like to Eat Them
“He doesn’t harm the pigs,” says hog farmer Megan Frey of Manor Township, Pa. “I think it’s more we’re worried about his safety,” she says — “and any diseases he might bring into the hog house.” But yes, she says, Larry W. Henry, 64, was found in the hog house without (cough) any clothes on. Again. When police asked him why he was there, he simply replied, “I just like pigs.” Police noted in their report that Henry was drinking beer: yup, Hamm’s. Henry was ordered not to trespass on Frey’s property the last time he was convicted of the same thing, so he was arrested. (RC/WFMZ Allentown) ...But it was for “his safety” that he previously gave up on the Schlitz Malt Liquor bull!Original Publication Date: 14 August 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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