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Namefreaks, Namby-Pamby Division

Two 18-year-olds in Boise, Idaho, were charged with burglary after cruising the parking lot of a shopping area, looking for unlocked car doors. After apprehending the male and female suspects, officers found their own car was stocked with allegedly stolen clothing and electronics taken from stores and other cars. Their real names: Amanda Miranda Panda, and Tristen Bubba Parsons. (RC/KTVB Boise) ...Some people are doomed to a criminal life the moment their parents fill out the birth certificates.
Original Publication Date: 28 December 2014
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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