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Naughty Too

The Jacksonville (Fla.) Sheriff’s Office dispatched deputies to “numerous complaints” of “drug activity” in Jacksonville. When they arrived, they saw a man run when he caught sight of them, so they gave chase. The man tripped over the pants of the Santa Claus costume he was wearing and fell, and then allegedly resisted being taken into custody. Deputies say the shorts he was wearing under his suit — complete with a hat and white beard — had drugs in its pockets. Isaac Geiger, 41, was charged with possession of various drugs with intent to sell, including methamphetamine, marijuana, and MDMA, and resisting an officer without violence. (RC/WFTV Jacksonville) ...And that’s why they call it a Ho Ho Holding cell.
Original Publication Date: 25 December 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.

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