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New World Disorder

An Indian River County (Fla.) Sheriff’s deputy stopped to do a welfare check on two people under a blanket near a house. As he approached, a woman popped out from under the blanket, yelling that “I am part of the Illuminati and Freemasons. You have no authority and I don’t have to leave!” They weren’t there to tell her to leave, they were just trying to make sure she was OK. But she “continued to yell and rant that she was a famous music talent and she knew judges and her family would have my job,” the deputy noted in his report. Then the man under the blanket popped up to join her. “He continued to yell along with the female about Freemasons and their impending music record deal and the celebrities, judges, and power their family had,” the deputy wrote. All the yelling brought people out of their houses to see what was going on. That was evidence that the “peace and quiet” of the neighborhood was being disturbed, so the deputy arrested Kristen Morrow, 37, and George Major Davis, 25, for disorderly conduct, and took them to jail. (RC/Sebastian Daily) ...General Life Rule #1194: Those who claim they’re part of the Illuminati aren’t.