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Not Quite 88 mph

A car shot through a traffic light in Pensacola, Fla., and, apparently without slowing down, crashed into a building housing three businesses, including a tax preparer and a casket company. The car blew through the front doors, and ended up somewhere near the back doors. No one was injured — including the Dodge Challenger’s unidentified driver. The driver, however, was “taken to a local facility for evaluation” — apparently a mental evaluation: police said the driver told them he was trying to “travel through time.” (RC/Pensacola News Journal, WEAR Pensacola) ...To when he was born, because he forgot to get into the line for brains.
Original Publication Date: 27 December 2015
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.

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