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A woman in Louisville, Ky., called police to report a man in a public park had his pants down, watching her, exposing his genitals and “making motions consistent with a sex act.” Police caught up with Robert McCoy, 53, who said he had a perfectly good explanation for what happened. He said he was peeing in the park and his pants accidentally fell down. Then, he claims, a groundhog “startled” him and he turned around, and that’s how the woman “possibly” saw him. Police, who note McCoy is already a registered sex offender after an attempted rape, didn’t buy the story: they arrested him on a charge of first degree sexual abuse, a felony punishable by 1-5 years in prison. (RC/Louisville Courier-Journal, WDRB Louisville) ...How much time could a dumb schmuck get if he got too far untucked?
Original Publication Date: 03 September 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.

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