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Shaggy Décolletage

Brian Zembic from Winnipeg, Man., Canada, took a dare and laughed all the way to the bank: he accepted C$100,000 (US$64,850) to get breast implants. But he liked the 38C’s so much he didn’t remove them. “They’ve started to sag because I was only supposed to have them in for a year,” Zembic said. “It’s been two and a half years.” Zembic, who describes himself as a professional gambler, says the implants have not been without their problems, noting his new wife only found out about them right before their wedding. “She broke down and started crying. She said, ‘They’re bigger than mine’.” (RC/Winnipeg Sun) ...That’s nothing to cry about: men have always been bigger boobs than women.
Original Publication Date: 19 November 2000
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 7.

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