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Djuan Bowers, 18, Tynerick Turner, 17, and an unnamed 16-year-old were charged with 12 counts of aggravated assault, unlawful handgun possession, and vehicle theft after allegedly firing shots at the D.B. Todd Market in Nashville, Tenn., from their car. An undercover detective witnessed the incident and followed them to a house, where the teens were taken into custody. Police also discovered three handguns and drugs in the car — which had been reported stolen. According to police, one of the suspects gave the reason for the shooting: the clerk had given them a pizza with the wrong toppings. (MS/Nashville Tennessean) ...Thankfully, their shooting accuracy matched the clerk’s topping accuracy.
Original Publication Date: 26 March 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.

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