The Godfather Part IV
“We don’t have any enemies,” said Patrick Burke. The University of Colorado student and his roommate went to visit friends, and when they got home at 1:00 a.m. they found a severed buffalo head in their Boulder front yard. They called police. Officers had “a concern” and quickly called university police to check on the school mascot, “Ralphie V” — a real buffalo. “She is fine,” said Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. A university spokesman said Ralphie and its predecessor, Ralphie IV, are taken care of at an “undisclosed location” in order to protect them from such pranks. (RC/Boulder Daily Camera) ...Undisclosed, eh? Make them a burger they can’t refuse.Original Publication Date: 11 December 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
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