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Truley

“Hey I am very sorry truley. I am such a dumba**. Please forgive me.” The Truley Sorry Dumba**, evidently, had scratched the bumper of Mandi Shepard’s car while it was parked in Denver, Colo. So Mr. or Ms. Dumba** left a note — and compensation — on her car. In an envelope in a plastic bag, along with the note, there was $40 cash — and half a joint. The money, Shepard said, will go to try to fix the scratch. But she doesn’t know what to do with the marijuana. “I’m not a smoker,” she said. “I’m a runner.” (AC/KUSA Denver) ...And here I thought the person who scratched the car was the runner.
Original Publication Date: 01 October 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.

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