Was it Good for You?
Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, is considered a “repeat public indecency offender” by police in Hamilton, Ohio. This time, a witness called police to report that Tobergta was in an alley having sex with a pink plastic inflatable swimming pool raft. “Defendant advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help,” the resulting police report notes, “and please don’t send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help.” Tobergta has at least five previous arrests for similar escapades. (RC/Cincinnati Enquirer) ...What, he couldn’t afford a room for an hour?Author’s Note: Yep: he repeated. Tobergta made two more appearances in True — see “If At First You Don”t Succeed, II” and “Love Floats”, both in Volume 20.
Original Publication Date: 18 September 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
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